I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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