jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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