It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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