dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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