My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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