what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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