So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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