just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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