it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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