just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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