I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Verdict: uncircumcised.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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