I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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