even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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