I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
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