So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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