How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
Randomize