so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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