Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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