Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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