The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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