as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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