i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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