i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I will die if light touches me.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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