Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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