Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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