sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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