He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
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I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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