Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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