As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
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I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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