Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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