My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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