I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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