yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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