Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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