that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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