Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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