you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
