Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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