I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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