and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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