im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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