Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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