i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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