So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
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Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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