I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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