there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Dicks are not precious.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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