I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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