Jerry, you need to find god
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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