My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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