remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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