I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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