Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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