where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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